Well I put down the bong and I picked up my guitar
Im feeling rather smashed are you with me so far
I started to strum and out came this silly tune
Well, Its one way to spend a rainy afternoon
And now Im sitting here alone with my mate Bob Hope
Ive know him for years now and he help me cope
With the aching in my fingers and the longing in my heart
He makes me smile and giggle were rarely apart
So Ill keep singing this silly refrain because,
Im stoned again..

Well Ive been smoking wacky backy since I was 16 years old
Thai sticks Skunk, and Lebanese gold
Temple balls, Moroccan and even home grown
Theres very little that Ive not stuffed in a cone
So Ill keep singing this silly refrain because,
Im stoned again ..

Ive tried pipes and papers, hookahs and bongs
Ive rolled em short and stubby, and Ive rolled em long
Ive smoked in the morning, and last thing at night
And after a good meal you can guess what I light
So Ill keep singing this silly refrain because,
Im stoned again ..

I can still remember my very first joint
Well straight away I got the point
Of sitting round all day with your brain out of gear
But I didnt think it would last for 40 years
So Ill keep singing this silly refrain because,
Im stoned again yeah Im stoned again..