Cold, and in long tall glasses..
or straight from the can...

Take hydrogen and oxygen and throw in some hops
Pour it into bottles and leave it till it pops
Chill it in the fridge then pour it down your neck
It’s called beer and it turns you into a total wreck

Chorus
Oh beer is wonderful, beer is great
Drink it by the bottle, neck it by the crate
Drink it in the ritz or in a sawdust saloon
Beer’s the only reason i get up ….. Every afternoon

Twenty-four hours in a day twenty-four beers in a case
Coincidence? I don’t think so, it just sets the pace
Some beer is weak as water, some beer is really strong
But you’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

In Italy the beer’s is a joke, so easy to dismiss
The Aussies know their beer is crap, they even call it piss
The Belgium’s make good beer, some of which is quite sublime
But in American they serve Bud cold, so you can tell it from urine

I like a beer when it’s hot, I like a beer when it’s cold
Beer improves my balance, beer gives me something to hold
Everybody has their beliefs and should hold them very dear
Me? I believe…. I’ll have another beer