well I stopped smoking 4 weeks ago, thats a month now dont you know, that i’ve been without a cigarette
nursey says i’ll really have quit, when I no longer count the days, so I guess it’s too early to say that i’ve given up yet
so, i’ll keep boring you with endless daily updates, and with tedious weekly videos,
one month, that’s 28 day, 672 hours, see, i’m still watching as each day goes

I stopped smoking, yep i’m a fucking star, i’ve cleaned out my lungs and got rid of the tar
and i’m feeling really smug about my great will power,
and i’ve learn’t there’s 3,600 seconds in an hour

It’s not been to bad you know, giving up the fags, in fact it’s been ok..
it’s all thanks to patches and Wagon Wheels, and 7 square meals a day
40, 320 minutes, I know, I remember each and every one
2,419,200 seconds, of pure unrelenting fun

I stopped smoking, yep i’m a fucking star, i’ve cleaned out my lungs and got rid of the tar
and i’m feeling really smug and at night I shout hooray
and i’ve learn’t there’s 86,400 seconds in an day

I stopped smoking, yep i’m a fucking star, i’ve cleaned out my lungs and got rid of the tar
i’ll be counting every moment until i’m all clear, so cry havoc and let slip the dogs of beer

I stopped smoking, yep i’m a fucking star, no more cigarettes, not even a cigar
i’ve stopped smoking it’s been a month today, looks like i’m gonna go all the way